I guess The Daniels wanted to make sure my neighbors knew I was turning 50!!!  This is what my signs said ,You may be getting older but you can refuse to grow up!    If you were a car you'd be antique!      Old as  Mold,    Older than Dirt!     Over the Hill,     Its the Big One!     If you were a horse they'd shot you by now!     Your motor is still running, But your warranty has expired!     Everything that doesn't hurt, doesn't work.      You're stuck between the "Young and the Restless" And the old and the Senseless!"     Too old to Rock 'N Roll, Too young To Rant  'N Rave!     If they tease you about your age, Beat them with your cane!     Life is not passing you by, It's trying to run you over!     At Your Age Forget  the natural ingredients,What you need is artificial coloring and preservatives     You Are Just An Old Fart, Low On Octane, High On Gas!